itotallygazeatscully:

tikkety-tok:

How to tell a deaf dog it’s time for a walk.

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I know I’m rarely on here anymore but I do know that there are still some holdouts here from back when I ran my nsfw tumblr.

I created an only fans, free to subscribe - only pay for extras, come find me 🖤

ilikeispy:

Every person going through the Panama Canal is having the same intrusive thought right now.

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lakevida:

wizardonline:

lakevida:

lakevida:

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don’t have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that’s none of my business

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stockpilingantihistamines:

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thetyrannosaur:

tiktokstowatch:

‘I fucking hate this family’

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I think I own 20 bayside shirts now.

I haven’t been on here in so long that I don’t know who anyone is anymore as I’m scrolling through. Just making new friends again!

pol-ski:

.❤️

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