1. "I’m an idiot"

    That’s what this kid thought of Darth Vader, I guess.

     

  2. drizzyshoe:

    THAT’S NOT MY NAME !

    (Source: its-tina-the-talking-tummy)

     

  3. (Source: randomtvcaps)

     


  4. exprodz:

    shelbymariexoxo14:

    i-love-you-silly:

    livehappilyandfree:

    keepyourchiinupbeautiful:

    vintage-crimes:

    iplugmynosewhenifart:

    beyoncebeytwice:

    girlby:

    hoobadoo:

    A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.

    (via lauren)

    THIS IS SO MEAN BUT FUNNY AHAHAHA

    That bitch had it coming though. 

    I laughed so hard @

    Ashley: I hate you!!

    DJ: Well you don’t even listen to our show, soooo….

    Omg. SO SO SO SO SO mean but ya know, they’re right. She cheated. I maybe wouldn’t have talked up the proposal thing so much because that was slightly cruel but overall :O

     

  5. (Source: helendurth, via brazenxbull)

     

  6. consulting-assassin-who:

    Whose Line Is It Anyway - Scenes from a Hat

     

  7. meme-spot:

    memespot.net

    this is the face I make when I look through people’s facebook photos and they have the same horrid face in every photo. 

    (Source: fuckyeainternettiquette)

     

  8. pandrea-flamingos:

    [Death at a Funeral] who’s this?

    currently watching before class.

    always hilarious

     

  9. bacon-beer-and-boobs:

    ladyatheist:

    infamousnfamous:

    indoctrinatethemasses:

    Ha. I remember first seeing this video like 4 years ago and it’s still extremely funny to me. Basically, it’s an episode of Trading Spouses where these two women swap families. This woman you see flipping out is a hardcore Bible thumpin’ Christian and swaps lives with a hippie esque woman who is Pagan and dabbles in random religions. The Pagan woman’s house was decked out with gargoyle statues, artwork of the sun and stars and random Pagan things. 

    Seriously, this video never gets old.

    Memorable quotes:

    “It was so dark-sided!”

    “SHE’S NOT A CHRISTIAN!”

    “She’s tamperin’ in dark-sided stuff!” 

    “The entire house … is dark-sided.”

    “GARGOYLES. PSYCHICS!” 

    “Did you talk about astrology? Did you get hypnotized by her?”

    “Every dark-sided person get out of my house. If you believe in Jesus you can stay here. DON’T! STAY IN MY HOUSE. If you’re dark-sided. I don’t want to see a book of witches, I don’t want to see any stars, I don’t want to see any of this dark-sided psychics, all the things, tarot card readings! I rebuke it in the name of the Lord!” 

    “Did you ask her was she a Christian? Did you ask her does she believe in God?! Not GODS, not STARS, not WITCHES, Wicca!” 

    “Why am I always the warrior? Why can’t you be the warrior?”

    “Every day it was something ungodly.”

    DARK SIDED

    I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, this will never not be funny.

    hands down, one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life. 

    (via ruinicorn)

     
     

  10. goodgirlscarrots:

    Charles Trippy 

     

  11. idol. 

    (via bikinipowerbottom)

     

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  13. (Source: awkwardlyinept, via pata300)

     

  14. taketwicedaily:

    hooooooooooootrod. 

     

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