That girl with the piercings and tattoos

djlegz: bikerwalla: pale-guy: Me when someone ain’t being...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:28 -0500

bikerwalla:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

Indeed.

Those zebras didn’t look like they were gonna do anything, ya know? Just checking out the random small furry thing then getting the shit scared out of them lol

hippyjamfest: “I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:25 -0500

hippyjamfest:

“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:00 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:00 -0500

Taking selfies instead of making my bed. #girlswithpiercings ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:05 -0500

Taking selfies instead of making my bed. #girlswithpiercings #girlswithtattoos #girlswhoarereallylazy

I took the sheets off my bed to.change it. Now I’m.realizing how monumental of a task this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:01 -0500

I took the sheets off my bed to.change it.

Now I’m.realizing how monumental of a task this was because i was also going to flip around my.mattress.

Fuckmesideways.Iwantnothingtodowiththis

I believe in letting children learn from their mistakes,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:38 -0500

I believe in letting children learn from their mistakes, Michael.

increasedentropy: ‘you could’ve reblogged that from me’ syndrome hits me so hard

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:06 -0500

increasedentropy:

‘you could’ve reblogged that from me’ syndrome hits me so hard

iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:04 -0500

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

I was JUST thinking about this

nolanslifeisaverage: yeeitsanna: i reblog this every single...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:07 -0500

nolanslifeisaverage:

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

I’m that bitch that would call it blood orange.

No shame.

That last gif though. I can feeeeeel it.

When my customers try to sound pretentious when ordering something or be sophisticated about it. No. Just stop. Its a fucking omelette.

Literally me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:15 -0500

Literally me

How to break up with someone

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:39 -0500

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE

fussyneko: favorite sex position: in the shape of an L on her forehead

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:02 -0500

fussyneko:

favorite sex position: in the shape of an L on her forehead

I touch too many things to have a #manicure actually last. Love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:05 -0500

I touch too many things to have a #manicure actually last. Love the color though :)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:41:17 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:51:22 -0500

Burned my arm and the corner of my eye today at work. Yeaaaaah buddy. But my eye isn’t too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:32 -0500

Burned my arm and the corner of my eye today at work.

Yeaaaaah buddy.

But my eye isn’t too bad (nothing needed medical attention, btw) it just waters up randomly, whatevs.

I’m really bad at taking time for myself at work. Like, after this happened I kept working. I.couldn’t see out of my eye because it was blurry with tears but I was still cookin’ away. Sigh. As lame as it is, it makes me feel like a superhero continuing on with a fight even when injured :p

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:29:20 -0500

imkimj: “this butt… is the best butt.” I just love this

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:28:59 -0500

imkimj:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

I just love this

nprfreshair: How to Help Oklahoma Tornado Victims.

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:28:05 -0500

nprfreshair:

How to Help Oklahoma Tornado Victims.