a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek
Name's Constance, welcome! I'm 22, headed into my 5th year of college(gotta love double majoring with a minor) love music, love reading, love watching television... Yada yada, Iowa City, tattoos, piercings.
talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
It must be strange for you to see teenagers who don’t blindly follow their liberal parents, or their liberal teachers, or the liberal media, or liberal celebrities, or liberal musicians, or liberals on the internet.
Also as tired as I am of being single I don’t have time for a guy to constantly remind me that his ex’s are crazy and that things haven’t ended well when he didn’t take things slow.
Newsflash y’all: if someone complains about their past in that manner when you’re trying to start a relationship with them……it probably means that they’re the one to blame.