1. (Source: chrispratt, via terryj0nes)

     

  2. r3giment:

    BRUH

    (Source: odinsblog, via docislegend)

     


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  5. (Source: justinripley, via terryj0nes)

     


  6. n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

    pvnkslut:

    If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

    i would advise you to avoid santa

    (via jerkstorecalling)

     


  7. daeneryus:

    people who make tarantino compilation photosets and leave out jackie brown and/or death proof

    image

    (via terryj0nes)

     

  8. friedarmisen:

    Next on The Californians

    (via terryj0nes)

     


  9. Got my mom an iphone and I am about to throw the damn thing out the window trying to set it up.

    Christ, how is something so “user-friendly” so awful?

     

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  12. Swiping right to more girls than guys on tinder.

    Oopsies.

     

  13. battledad:

    venusaurphobia:

    phonetap:

    the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

    maybe a dijon mustard spread

    I’m talkin about ice cream on the side

    (Source: ellengriswold, via jerkstorecalling)

     
     


  14. nevvzealand:

    i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

    (Source: moseby, via baapi-makwa)

     


  15. nokiabae:

    my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

    (via maptiancorgan)