If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
hey I'm Constance! I love music, love reading, love watching television annnnd I'm constantly amazed and inspired by recovery from all the things that life can toss your way....all of that is reflected on this here blog.
Got my mom an iphone and I am about to throw the damn thing out the window trying to set it up.
Christ, how is something so “user-friendly” so awful?
Swiping right to more girls than guys on tinder.