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  2. Ya know, Clerks 2 is painfully correct when it comes to working in the food biz but the original Clerks remains the go-to on my feelings about every terrible customer.

     

  3. fightingforanimals:

    totallynotbarrett:

    professorsethdoesitagain:

    thehattedmistress:

    mendaciousmind:

    dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

    caitsmile:

    tenstimelady:

    from one insomniac to the next

    this shit will put you out

    there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

    apparently they’re all psychological except this one

    but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

    the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

    really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

    There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


    I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

    I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

    Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

    ATTENTION ATTENTION


    The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

    Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

    IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

    SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

    Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

    as far as i can tell they are vegan too, yay :)

    (via jensenjugulate)

     

  4. (Source: roobbstark, via brandonpozo)

     


  5. at a pool party

    vayena:

    "hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
    "why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
    "aight take it easy man"

    (via jerkstorecalling)

     


  6. akalittleone:

    No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

    (via shannibal-cannibal)

     

  7. (Source: subtubitles, via brandonpozo)

     

  8. repeateronetwothree:

    Peter Gabriel - Big Time

    From the album So. 1986

    (via jerkstorecalling)

     
     


  9. donkos:

    reading a foreign language: yeah
    writing in a foreign language: ok
    listening to a foreign language: wait
    speaking in a foreign language: fuck

    (via dreamsbeyondthestarz)

     


  10. May 2nd I get to have more done on my sleeve yesssssss.

    More blood? More shading? More fantabulous tarantino representation on my body :D

     


  11. striders:

    once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

    (via martinfreeman)

     

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  13. i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

    how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

    (Source: fourevers, via kaijuhearmenow)

     


  14. princette:

    hpmyn:

    The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

    people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

    (Source: girlspice, via avoidfilledwithcelluloid)

     


  15. lalondes:

    >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

    >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

    >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

    >james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

    (via the-morphine-princess)